Jade. 22. I like things.

Owwhhhh D: Rewatching Merlin and I thought about how it ends and now I want to cry :( And LANCELOT! He’s so adorable, I don’t know why I was do deadset on Gwen being with Arthur.

Good. Suffer. Fuck you. Karma.

Um my dad keeps tryna talk about his will and whose gonna get the house if he dies and I just want him to fuck off and decide by himself.




i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle, via theartofimpossible)






is it pets mart or pet smart

are we human or are we dancers

where am I

To the first question, it is Pet Smart.


Each of the words are a different color, and the ball bounces in between both of the words.

And as for the second question, we are human. Dancer is a type of profession.

that poor third person’s question wasn’t answered they’re probably still lost

(via theartofimpossible)